Blog tour: The Lion Tamer Who Lost
It is with
immense excitement that today I join the blog tour for a novel that I have
absolutely adored!
If you follow me on Twitter, you will know that The Lion Tamer Who Lost has broken my heart. What you might not know is that I would gladly have my heart broken all over again by the story of Ben and Andrew. Again and again and again.
Without further ado, below you can find Chapter 5 of Louise Beech’s wonderful novel – followed by an exclusive commentary by the author herself. How wonderful!
Chapter 5
ENGLAND
Somehow Right
If you follow me on Twitter, you will know that The Lion Tamer Who Lost has broken my heart. What you might not know is that I would gladly have my heart broken all over again by the story of Ben and Andrew. Again and again and again.
Without further ado, below you can find Chapter 5 of Louise Beech’s wonderful novel – followed by an exclusive commentary by the author herself. How wonderful!
Chapter 5
ENGLAND
Somehow Right
Ben’s mum
assured him that there are no wrong words, only the ones we really, actually,
truly meant to say.
Andrew
Fitzgerald, The Lion Tamer Who Lost
Andrew’s reflection was the first part of him
that Ben saw.
Ben had gone to pay off a library debt, and to
start an essay that he wouldn’t look at again for ten weeks – he was heading
home from univer-sity for summer the next day. The library was full. But a
computer in the far corner was free. As Ben took a seat in front of it, he saw
gold hair in the mini squares of a mosaic mirror on the wall, like a pixelated
photograph. The owner of the hair was hidden behind the computer screen
opposite.
Ben opened the notes for his ‘How Not To Lie
with Statistics’ essay and read them through. None of it made sense. The man
opposite typed slowly and banged his foot against the chair leg: tap, tap, tap.
Irritated, Ben peered around his own screen to glare at him, without success.
All he was able to see of him was his reflected, pixelated hair in the mirror
on the wall above them.
Tap, tap, tap. The rhythmic beat drove Ben mad.
He banged his flat palms on the keyboard. The man peered around his screen, now,
frowning. Ben caught his breath.
Somehow right.
These words came to him.
Somehow right.
Perhaps Ben had seen him before on the
university campus; perhaps familiarity fired the odd feeling of knowing him. He
had to be a mature student by the looks of him – unshaven, blond, pretty, but
as though it had all happened by accident. His loveliness was at odds with a
faded black shirt.
The man frowned, returned to his screen, and
read his work slowly and softly aloud. It stirred something jittery in Ben’s
stomach. His dad had always mocked when he read aloud as a kid. He used to poke
Ben’s shoulder blades and say that only babies couldn’t read in their heads.
Ben tried again to concentrate on statistics.
But the foot tapping continued to annoy him.
‘That’s aggregating,’ he snapped.
The slow-reading man looked around his screen
again, continued his involuntary foot dance, and said, ‘Talking to me?’
‘Yes.’ Ben paused, sensing he’d said the wrong
word again. ‘I said that’s fucking aggregating.’
The slow-reading man looked back at his screen.
‘I think you mean aggravating. If I were aggregating you I’d be collecting
you.’
Ben hated being corrected; his dad did it
constantly: Ben, how can a lad with half a brain think there’s an l in chimney?
It’s not chimley! Even your bloody mother wouldn’t have thought that! And it’s
scapegoat not scrapegoat!
‘I said aggravating,’ Ben insisted. ‘You heard
wrong.’ ‘What, twice?’
The man continued reading softly aloud.
Ben couldn’t think of anything to say.
He was sick of his dad’s insistence that he
wasn’t applying himself to the degree. He looked around. At the next table four
women read a fashion website and discussed whether handbags were bigger now
than they had been ten years ago. None of them had looked at him when he came
in. Ben wasn’t interested in them, but it hurt. No one ever looked at him when
he walked into a room.
But the slow-reading man opposite looked
somehow right. Ben wasn’t sure what it meant or why it had come to him.
Before he could think, he said, ‘Do you want a
coffee?’ The man raised his sandy eyebrows. ‘I’m busy.’ ‘I mean from the
machine in the hall.’
‘Okay, thanks.’
Ben fetched two drinks and placed one next to
the slow-reading man, who thanked him, barely glancing up.
Sipping his coffee, Ben asked, ‘So what’re you
writing?’ Something about this man made him feel bold.
The man sighed but then seemed to rethink: ‘I’m
writing about legs.’
‘Legs?’
He smiled a sort of half-up, half-down smile
and his face changed.
Somehow right, Ben thought again.
‘How they work,’ he said. ‘And how they don’t
work.’ ‘Why?’
‘For a book.’ He paused. ‘It’s a children’s
story so you’d be able to read it.’ Ben knew he was mocking the fact that he
looked so young. This man looked late thirties.
‘You’re doing a creative-writing degree?’
‘I’m not a student, I’m a writer,’ said the
slow-reading man, ‘I like this place. I also have a job in another library, but
when I try to work there I can’t concentrate.’
‘But kid’s stuff?’ Ben realised too late that
his tone was scornful. The man looked back at his screen, making it clear the
conversation was over. His foot resumed its rhythm. Ben’s coffee tasted of
rejection. He always got it wrong. This was how it went when he tried to flirt
with girls in front of his best mate, Brandon; they would laugh at Ben’s clumsy
words, and look him up and down, clearly disappointed; so then he would be
cocky and they would ignore him. Then they just talked to Brandon who knew how
to keep smiles in place.
Was the slow-reading man indifferent too? Had
Ben wrongly imagined the somehow right vibe? The thought of leaving without
finding out for sure made his heart flip over. In his seat at the back of class
he had secretly studied other lads, looked at thick necks, messy hair, broad backs,
imagined what he might do with them. He wasn’t really sure what type of man he
would go for … if he ever had the chance.
But none of his classmates had made him brave
like this.
‘I’m going back home to Hull tomorrow,’ Ben
said.
The man continued typing.
‘End of term,’ said Ben.
In the mirror, the man typed right to left; in
the real world left to right. His foot tap quickened. A black medical alert
bracelet encircled his wrist. As he typed, a half-moon bruise peaking from
beneath his sleeve was eclipsed, then revealed, eclipsed, then revealed.
Nearby the women laughed.
‘Not looking forward to it.’ Ben was unable to
shut up.
The man’s foot missed a beat.
‘Can I aggregate you sometime,’ Ben said.
The foot stilled.
The slow-reading man said, ‘You don’t even know
my name.’ ‘Does it matter? Unless it’s Tarquin.’
The left side of the man’s mouth smiled. ‘It’s
not Tarquin.’ ‘Well?’
‘How old are you?’
‘Why does that matter?’ Ben plonked his paper
cup on the table. ‘Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers?’
‘Tell me your name and you won’t be.’ ‘I’m busy,’ said the man.
‘That’s a weird name.’
‘Ha.’
‘How long will you be busy for?’
The man smiled fully; it was still half-up,
half-down, as though he wasn’t quite sure yet. ‘For the foreseeable.’
‘Why, what’s happening then?’
‘I have to finish my book,’ he said.
‘What’s it called?’
‘I haven’t got a title yet.’
‘What’s it about?’
‘I’m not ready to share that.’
‘Aren’t strangers the best people to share
stuff with?’
The man paused, sighed. ‘Okay. So far, it’s
about a young boy called Ben who lost the use of his legs in a car accident.
While he’s recuperat-ing this lion comes to visit him in the dark. He wishes
for him, and he arrives. Well, um, that’s about it so far…’
Ben was sure the man blushed.
‘I’m Ben, too,’ he said.
‘No?’
‘How weird is that?’ Ben didn’t say that he
also loved lions.
‘I’m Andrew.’ Now Andrew held Ben’s gaze, long
enough for him to notice gold flecks in his irises, stubby eyelashes, widened
pupils.
‘I’m twenty-two,’ said Ben. ‘Is it your first
book?’
‘Third. I’ve not had much success
with my first two. One of them was used in a school though. You might have read it,’ he teased. ‘I have to
get on with it anyway.’
‘Okay.’ Ben smiled. ‘You didn’t answer my
question.’ ‘I did.’ Andrew started typing again.
‘No, about me aggregating you. God, I’m embarrassed
now.’ ‘You said you’re going home tomorrow.’
He had been listening. ‘I am. You live here in
York?’ ‘No, Beverley.’
‘I’m from Hull,’ said Ben. ‘We’re close.’
Months later, when they first argued, Ben would
insist that if it hadn’t been for his autacity (audacity, Andrew would correct)
they might never have happened. That if he’d not taken a black felt-tip from
his jean pocket and walked up to Andrew and opened the book next to him and
written his phone number across the first page and held it out until it dried,
Andrew could never have called him. Andrew would remind Ben that he hadn’t rung
him because Andrew had accidentally added a surplus digit when transferring the
number into his phone.
But when Ben snapped the lid off his pen that
day by the mirror in the library, they knew none of this. Andrew looked at the
numbers as they dried – five nines, two threes and a jumble of others – and
then at Ben’s face.
‘That’s a library book,’ he said.
‘Shit.’ Ben gathered his things, suddenly
sweating. ‘Well, I guess if you want the number you can copy it.’
And he left without looking back, tense with
shame.
**
I’m really
excited that this extract was given to you to share on today’s The Lion Tamer
Who Lost blog tour. It’s one of my favourites, and it’s a key scene as Ben and
Andrew meet for the first time. In film and TV this kind of scene is known as
the meet cute; a moment in which future romantic couples meet for the first
time, often leading to embarrassing situations, comical misunderstandings, and
personality clashes. And there’s a little of each of those in this scene.
The meeting takes place in a
university library – I chose this because Andrew is a writer who works in one
(though not this one) and because words are one thing that really links them
both. Ben is going to start an essay on the last day of term and finds himself
sitting opposite a busily-typing Andrew. I intentionally had Ben first see
Andrew’s reflection in a mirror before seeing the ‘real’ him. This was to show
how like one another they are, despite an age difference and many opposing
views. Two halves of the same image, I suppose you could say.
Ben is nervous. He hasn’t come
out yet and has never dated - or even propositioned - another man. Yet in
Andrew’s presence he feels a little braver than usual. The words that come to
him are Somehow Right. I chose this phrase because we often get that strong gut
instinct about people or situations in life. We make snap judgements based on
feelings. If we listen, I think, to our intuition, we usually can’t go wrong.
Of course, it isn’t going to be
that simple for poor Ben and Andrew though. This is a novel. I’m a writer. I’m
going to be cruel.
An element of comedy and
embarrassment comes into play when Ben gets his words mixed up. It’s a little
quirk of his - miswords - and one he has throughout the book; one he shared
with his late mother. He says that Andrew’s annoying foot-tapping is aggregating
instead of aggravating. Though we don’t know why yet, Andrew is reluctant to
engage, but clearly finds Ben amusing.
Their later conversation is short
and snappy, natural and funny. I wanted to show the natural rhythm that
compatible couples have, even early on, when they drop any barriers and just
talk. Straight away they talk about the most important thing to Andrew – the
book he’s writing. Extracts from this book begin each chapter, because the
story is influenced in every way by Andrew’s relationship with Ben. Straight
away, there is a coincidence, something the novel explores, especially in
random repeat cute meets.
The scene
ends with Ben mortified by having written his phone number on a library book,
and walking away, full of shame. Throughout the book he suffers from this
shame. Shame about his bigoted father. Shame about his appearance. And shame
about his sexuality.
Though this
is chapter five, it was originally the very beginning, and chapter one. It was
therefore one of the first parts that I wrote. In the edits we decided we
should begin in Zimbabwe and work back to this moment, and to many others. It
felt like the right way to do it. Instinct, you see. Rarely lets you down…
**
Thanks so much for the Blog Tour support x
ReplyDeleteThank you, Anne, for the opportunity to read this amazing book!
DeleteHi Silvia, thanks for this extract which really intrigues me as to what came before it-and what comes after.
ReplyDeleteI love how you describe the reasons you chose this section, also it has really encouraged me to buy this book. Thank you ��
Hi Rachel! I am so happy that this post made you want to read the book. I can't however take credit for the commentary, which was written by the lovely Louise Beech herself.
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